While waiting in line for TWO hours to see Bravo's favorite band, Greengenes (more on that later) at Bottle and Cork's Jam session, you get bored and start thinking of annoying questions, recite movie lines, and eventually almost fight with oncoming line-cutters. Well I started asking around about people's #1 opposite sex deal breaker. The usual responses were said: cankles, body odor, sweat problems, busted teeth...but then Bravo came through...bad feet.
Apparently Bravo loves himself some feet. I mean, it is his #1 deal breaker. Bad toes and the ho's must go. (sorry that was lame) But this is how the man thinks. Ladies, if you read entry #4 and are still into the sensation that is Bravo, then ladies, make sure you go to the spa and get your pedicure on, if you still want a chance with the "god's gift to women" known as Bravo.
Sure it's the first thing he looks at when he meets a girl, and as we all know by now, he falls in love very easily. So don't blow it with some busted feet filled with corns and blisters. We all know first impressions mean a lot!
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